Hi, gum chums!
If you received the latest Glee Gum newsletter, then you know all about our VERY EXCITING news! (If you did not receive the latest Glee Gum newsletter, then you are missing out. Sign up here to keep up with the latest developments, deals, and derring-do of Glee Gum!)
Can you believe that Sugar-Free is finally here? Can it be? Such GLEE!
Sugar-Free Glee is the newest addition to our line of all-natural chewing gum. Sweetened with 100% xylitol, a natural sugar alcohol made from birch trees, Sugar-Free Glee comes in Refresh-Mint and Lemon-Lime flavors. You can read all about it here!
In the meantime– since you know that I am prone to rhyme– I have composed two poems for you. With such Glee-ful news, what else could I do?
Once a year comes summertime,
But such brevity is a crime.
To keep the season close at hand,
You don’t need saltwater or sand.
Just a bite of sweet Lemon-Lime!
Feeling hot is fine, but not to the point of heatstroke.
And there are some fires that you should not stoke.
It can be a real thrill,
To experience a chill.
Refresh-Mint reminds you: cooling down is no joke.
I know, I know. Don’t quit my day job… But seriously, Sugar-Free. Yippee!