Hello and Woo Hoo! What news I have for you!
I can barely contain my glee over this latest scoop – we are introducing not one, but TWO new flavors of Glee Gum!
Everyone loves Glee Peppermint, Tangerine, and Cinnamon Gum. But just wait ‘til you get a load of Glee SPEARMINT and Glee BUBBLEGUM FLAVOR! They are both, in a phrase, the bee’s knees!
I am so inspired by these new flavors that I simply must compose some poetry. Really! Please permit me to indulge in some literary rambling about my two newfound loves…
“A Salute to Spearmint”
O Spearmint Glee, so sweet and tart
You hold a dear place in my heart
So mint-y fresh and full of flair
Your eternal devotion I must swear!
“A Ballad for Bubblegum”
Do yourself a special favor
Try Bubblegum, Glee’s newest flavor
It is a wondrous treat to chew
Worthy of cheers and great hullabaloo!
Maybe I should give up my gig as the Glee Gum mascot, find a wee cottage in the woods, and write poetry all day! What d’ya say? I’d definitely need to buy a beret…
On second thought, I’ll just chew some new Glee Spearmint and Bubblegum Flavor Gum. This stuff is the greatest!
Look for it soon at a store near you, or buy it right here on our website. Happy chewing!
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